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Walking home at ... nearly 10pm from work:

Approached by some guy with headphones, who starts walking along the road next to me and then says (Russian) "Hello, what's your name? Are you a foreigner?" "...eh. Yes." "Which country" "From America" "Oh I thought you looked Russian." "Really..hm." "America is very good, better than Kazakhstan." "Oh really...why?" "Lots of money!" "(not wanting to get robbed) No no, you can't find a job there now it's bad." "Oh so you come here?"

(ten years of what are you doing here, work or study, how long have you been here, what street do you live on, who do you live with (a friend, but male version of word)how old are you blah blah.

Oh and I ask what he's doing and he says "walking around listening to my player, 2 famous Dj's, most famous Dj's in world." "Don't know them, sorry" "You must listen to different music, rock?" "eh yes...you walk by yourself at night everyday?" "No my friends went to a club, I don't like clubs." "Why?" "People just drink, and I don't." "Got it...uh I need to buy groceries here, nice meeting you." "Ok I'll wait here." "Uh... you don't have to, please." "No i'll wait." "oi." (buy some stuff, he's still outside). "What did you buy?" "smetana and milk but I still need matches" "You can buy them at this store on the right" "I know, thanks." "I was just with my friends and we did (something I didn't understand)." "You did what?" "???????" "I don't understand" (suddenly in English) "I speak English! We were doing...smelling methadain (or something ha I forget) it's a type of legal cocaine." "Uh......." "It used to be legal in England but too many people did it, it's still legal here." "uhh....ok" "Do you like to do that? I like to go to rave clubs after that or after ecstasy tablets" "eh...No. So you don't drink and go to clubs, you do drugs and go to raves...much better." "Ya!! HA!!" "Uh k...I'm going in this store." "Give me your number" "No, sorry maybe I'll run into you again". "No give me your number we will meet up!" "No, sorry." "oh is the guy you live with your boyfriend?" "yup, bye" run in the store.

ZE HELL ?!?!?